So without further ado:
All About Me By Kristina Lewinsky (Not my last name)

Like every other teenage girl these days, I enjoy the fashionable creations of Harajuku girls of Japan. Actually, I think it's called fruits, but if Gwen Stefani calls them "Harujuku Girls", it must be so.

Well that was unexpected. As one may guess by this unflattering portrait, I am not a fan of the war in Iraq. A close family member of mine is currently serving there, and he is not a fan, either. So I suppose that gives me a little credibility?More of that later, but needless to say I am not a loyal Bushie, either. But I didn't like him before it was cool, you know, before Kanye said "George Bush hates black people."
OK, here's a story about something that happened last year, in Sacramento, where I used to live. Julia Wilson, 14, from McClatchy High School was taken from her class to be questioned by Secret Service agents last October. Sounds like the intro to a teenage spy movie, doesn't it? In actuality, Wilson was questioned over the contents of her Myspace page. On it, she had posted a picture of George Bush with a knife stabbing him and the words "Kill Bush". Okay, if this was found on a how-to build a bomb website, or a Muslim extremist site, I could understand the concern. But seriously? Anyways, here's a link to the story: http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/October2006/141006MySpace.htm
And I know there are more important things happening in the world, and this is old news, it's just that exciting stuff rarely happened in Sacramento, so this was interesting.

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