Justin Timberlake and 50 Cent star in porn video! And Paris Hilton can read!

Haha, sorry. But it's true! Sort of. Apparently lyrical genius Justin Timberlake is working on a video a new single with 50 Cent. It is entitled 'Ayo Technology', and it is about (I'm not making this up)the sexual frustration felt watching pornography.



Well this should quell any of those gay rumours...

But seriously, Justin Timberlake is quite sexy. 50 cent as well.





(And you thought this was a political blog)


Allow me to elaborate. I was just reading an article on how to get more hits on your blog,

And it said to:

* Use sensational headlines (check)

*Post interesting pics (check, check, check)

* Get the story first (check, I think)

and

* Write what people want to read

So, apparently, todays top Yahoo! search is Danica Mckellar.



"Who the hell is that?", I wondered. So I Yahooed her and I guess she was an actress on the show "The Wonder Years", a bit before my time, and she said to Newsweek;

"When girls see the antics of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, they think that being fun and glamorous also means being dumb and irresponsible,"

and

"I want to show them that being smart is cool. Being good at math is cool. And not only that, it can help them get what they want out of life."

She also co-authored the paper "Percolation and Gibbs States Multiplicity for Ferromagnetic Ashkin-Teller Models in Z2", which is my personal favorite.

Honestly, I'm not sure why this is the top search. Doesn't everyone say that now and days? And smart is cool? Any high school math teacher could have told me that.

And besides, Paris Hilton is smart. I have proof!


Okay, enough of that. The next post will be a serious book review -_-...